Looking through the reviews, listing all the references, both innocuous and somewhat suspect that relate to the many children “running around” Comet Pizza. Also, the strangeness of the bathrooms is well-documented by these reviewers.
https://foursquare.com/v/comet-ping-pong/4a32f902f964a520d89a1fe3?tipsPage=2
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Kurt JMarch 14, 2014
The only difference between here and Chuckie Cheese’s is a guy in rat costume. Too many screaming children. WAH.
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KimAugust 31, 2013
Great pizza and salad. Bathrooms are not labeled. You have to push on the wood doors.
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SarahJuly 25, 2013
Really great pizza. You might not get a ping-pong table in the early evening hours, though, with all the little ones.
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Shawn CaseApril 29, 2011
Come after 9pm for fewer rug rats. Great pizza and beer list!
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jeffery kissingerMarch 6, 2012
The bathrooms are tricky, look for wooden doors without handles inside a room with cages
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Stephanie CJanuary 30, 2012
Lots of kids – go after 7 pm. Try the smoke-theme pizza. With a tin roof sundae.
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Mike ReidMay 26, 2012
Disappointed. Buffalo wings were mushy not crispy. Pizza was marginal to below. Calzone was dry. Based on the Triple D FN episode, I expected so much more. Mystery bathrooms were the hi-lite.
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House of pain Bloody Mary is zippy.
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Rapiszal RusliMarch 3, 2016
pizza kepak ayam hahahaha
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Krista FrancisJanuary 21, 2011
The bathrooms are not marked. Look for a dark unfinished wall and push in. Very secret.ii
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AlexanderJuly 10, 2011
this place puts chuck e cheese out of business. Never seen so many kids in a bar.
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sweetpearacer4 days ago
Pricey, but the pizza lives up to the hype. Three ping pong tables and a foosball table are free for use. Note: Popular with families, so avoid if you dislike kids.
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Yelp Reviews
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=x4QBBj9i4zCAHpD_MpXiTA
![Photo of Comet Ping Pong - Washington, DC, United States. Wood for oven stacked near kitchen.](https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/TE9gh4eqh0GxLxaGZLBJ3Q/o.jpg)
This appears to be near the “hidden bathrooms”. https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/comet-ping-pong-washington?select=OZrDgtE-LSIBbZtegoER3A
![Photo of Comet Ping Pong - Washington, DC, United States. Waiting area outside the hidden bathrooms. Cool decor.](https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/OZrDgtE-LSIBbZtegoER3A/o.jpg)
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Waiting area outside the hidden bathrooms. Cool decor.
Again, proof these are the strange bathrooms:https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/comet-ping-pong-washington?select=62mljThZdEwWJtCqGb-juQ
![Photo of Comet Ping Pong - Washington, DC, United States. Unisex restroom doors](https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/62mljThZdEwWJtCqGb-juQ/o.jpg)
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Unisex restroom doors
October 30, 2013
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